Whenever another Villain you control enters, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
Whenever an equipped creature you control attacks, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Vampiric Feast deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
: Regenerate this creature.
: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

When this creature enters, each player who controls fewer lands than the player who controls the most lands searches their library for a number of basic land cards less than or equal to the difference, puts those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles.

Reach, trample, haste

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

As long as you control a Jace planeswalker, this creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

(: Add .)

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, if it was kicked, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Flying
, Exile this card from your graveyard: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

: Counter target red spell.

Vigilance, lifelink
, Pay 7 life: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only during your turn.

Menace
Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

, , Discard a card: Destroy target land.

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Search your library for a Cave card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
• Put three +1/+1 counters on a Cave you control. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
• Destroy target enchantment.

At the beginning of your end step, put an invitation counter on this enchantment. If you attacked with two or more creatures this turn, draw a card. Otherwise, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Then if this enchantment has three or more invitation counters on it, transform it.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Salamander creature. That creature's controller creates a 4/3 blue Salamander Warrior creature token.
Encore (, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)