Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
, , Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Trample, haste
You may cast this card from your graveyard if a non-Zombie creature died this turn. If you do, this creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Flying
When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A creature with first strike deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, this creature deals 3 damage to that creature.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 green Cat creature token.
: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may return it to the battlefield face down under its owner's control. It's a Forest land. (It has no other types or abilities.)

Lifelink
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
Other legendary creatures you control have exploit.
Whenever a creature you control exploits a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Ward (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)
When this creature enters, target player gets four rad counters.
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player has a rad counter.

: Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

This creature enters tapped.
This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, untap it.

Compleated ({R/W/P} can be paid with , , or 2 life. If life was paid, this planeswalker enters with two fewer loyalty counters.)
+1: Until your next turn, up to one target creature attacks a player each combat if able.
+1: Discard a card, then draw a card.
0: Exile target creature or Equipment card with mana value less than Nahiri's loyalty from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a slime counter on up to one other target creature.
Non-Horror creatures with slime counters on them lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 2/2.

At the beginning of your end step, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw cards equal to the number of spells you've cast this turn.

: Add .
: Add , , or . Spend this mana only to cast a Knight or Equipment spell.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Haste
, : Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."