Vigilance
Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

First strike
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other artifact creature you control.
Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, collect evidence X, where X is the total mana value of the permanents this spell targets.
Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target planeswalker.

As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, this creature has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Artifacts you control have ", Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."

Vigilance
This creature has all activated abilities of all legendary creatures you control.

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
: Add or .

, Put a page counter on this artifact: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
, , Put a page counter on this artifact: Draw a card.
When there are four or more page counters on this artifact, exile it. If you do, you gain 4 life.

Creatures you control have flying.

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Gain control of up to two target creatures with total mana value 6 or less for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield.
II — Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
III — Target creature you control fights up to one other target creature.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you lose 1 life and this creature endures 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token.)

Double strike
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
, Sacrifice this Aura: Draw a card.

When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

When this Equipment enters, it deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Flying
When Verix Bladewing enters, if it was kicked, create Karox Bladewing, a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
, Sacrifice another creature: Dina gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Ward (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Pharaoh Rama-Tut connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)