Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, if a nontoken creature would enter and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. If it's your turn, that creature gains trample until end of turn. Otherwise, it gains first strike until end of turn. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking. A creature with first strike deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Flying
As long as this creature is untapped, it has protection from artifacts and from each color.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may untap this creature.

: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with this Vehicle to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2

This land enters tapped.
: Add or .
: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink. It's still a land.

When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens.
, Sacrifice a Kithkin: You gain 1 life.

Choose one —
• Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

(: Add .)

Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
, , Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Vigilance
Formidable — : Add . Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

All creatures able to block this creature do so.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller draws a card.

When this enchantment enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)
Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature and untap it.

At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more creatures than you, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.