When Ticketomaton enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Trample, haste
: Transform this creature.

(: Add or .)
This land enters tapped.

Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. Undying Flames deals damage to any target equal to that card's mana value.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability. You may choose a new target for the copy.)

When this creature enters, scry 2.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Menace
When this creature enters, target Vampire you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.

Untap each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it during each other player's untap step.

When this creature enters, roll a d20.
1—9 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
10—19 | Create two of those tokens.
20 | Create three of those tokens.

This land enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add for each storage counter removed this way.

Flash
When this creature leaves the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.
Evoke (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Flying
As this creature enters, choose a color.
This creature has protection from the chosen color.

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for or one mana of that creature's color.)
Flying

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have protection from Zombies.

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: For each opponent, you mill a card, then return that card from your graveyard to your hand unless that player pays 3 life. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)