Whenever you cast a spell, you may put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Whenever this creature attacks, it gains trample until end of turn if its power is 10 or greater.

Exile any number of creatures you control, then return them to the battlefield under their owner's control. Then repeat this process X more times.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn if a creature card in your graveyard has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on this enchantment.
, Remove X theft counters from this enchantment: Search your library for a nonland card with mana value X, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Flash
Defender, haste
, : Copy target spell you control that wasn't cast. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Haste
Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top five cards of your library. If you do, you may put a creature card that shares a creature type with enchanted creature from among them onto the battlefield, then you put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Destroy target creature or land. It can't be regenerated.

Trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

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Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

This land enters tapped.
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Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. If you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token instead.
Land cards in your graveyard have dredge 2. (You may return a land card from your graveyard to your hand and mill two cards instead of drawing a card.)

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If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact.

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Flash
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, target attacking Pirate you control gets +1/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

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