Trample, haste
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Haste
When this creature enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Target player loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Other Humans you control get +1/+1.
Whenever General Kudro or another Human you control enters, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.
, Sacrifice two Humans: Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Afflict 4 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 4 life.)
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment.
Equip

Vigilance
: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain first strike and lifelink until end of turn.
, Exile this card from your graveyard: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain first strike and lifelink until end of turn.

First strike
Whenever Dwalin enters or attacks, put a hone counter on each Equipment you control. (Each hone counter on an Equipment grants +1/+0 to equipped creature.)

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Flying
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. If that land is a Mountain, this creature deals 2 damage instead.

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Trample
Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.

This creature enters with a number of stun counters on it equal to three minus X. If X is 2 or less, it enters tapped. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Whenever you draw your first or second card each turn, put an ingenuity counter on Lady Octopus.
: You may cast an artifact spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to the number of ingenuity counters on Lady Octopus without paying its mana cost.

Flying
Whenever Zur attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Storied (If you control three or more artifacts, legendaries, and/or Sagas, you have an enduring story for the rest of the game.)
As long as you have an enduring story, you may pay rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.
Whenever another Dwarf or Equipment you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.