Deathtouch
Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Choose a number between 0 and 10. Destroy all creatures with power greater than or equal to the chosen number.

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, draw a card.

: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
, : Destroy target creature with power less than this creature's power.

Whenever you cast a Beast or Bird creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy is an artifact in addition to its other types. (The copy becomes a token.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of untapped creatures you control. This spell costs less to cast for each creature tapped this way.
Explosive Singularity deals 10 damage to any target.

When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

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Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. (They're artifacts with ", Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Draw a card for each creature you control.
Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

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This land enters tapped.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

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: Add or . This land deals 1 damage to you.

Menace
Whenever you discard one or more cards, create that many tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Crew 2

Each other multicolored creature you control gets +1/+1 for each of its colors.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Creatures you control can attack as though they didn't have defender.
, , Sacrifice another creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness, then discard cards equal to its power.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

Haste
Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may have Ally creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Flying, trample
When this creature enters, exile all other permanents you control.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Flying
This creature enters with five +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage, remove that many +1/+1 counters from it, then give each player a rad counter for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.