At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."
Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control with toxic have lifelink.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands. Each player may shuffle their hand and graveyard into their library, then each player who does draws seven cards.
Exile Turtles in Time.

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped.
: Add or .
: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature. It's still a land. It can't be blocked this turn.

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
This creature can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn.

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped.
: Add or .
: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with ": This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Flying, trample
When this creature enters, exile all other permanents you control.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Permanent cards in graveyards can't enter the battlefield.
Players can't cast noncreature spells from graveyards or exile.

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Menace
Whenever this creature deals damage, create that many Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with ", , Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Trample
When this creature enters, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

At the beginning of your end step, if you lost 2 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
, Exile The Book of Vile Darkness and artifacts you control named Eye of Vecna and Hand of Vecna: Create Vecna, a legendary 8/8 black Zombie God creature token with indestructible and all triggered abilities of the exiled cards.

When this enchantment enters, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. (Those permanents return under their owners' control.)

Goblin spells you cast cost less to cast.
Goblins you control have haste.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)
I — Search your library for up to two basic Plains cards, exile them, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
II, III — Put a card exiled with this Saga into its owner's hand.
IV — Whenever you attack this turn, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Plains you control.

Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.