Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.

Each player who controls an artifact or enchantment creates a 2/2 green Bear creature token. Then destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

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, : This land becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.

Zurgo can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.

Cut deals 4 damage to target creature.

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs less to cast for each artifact you control.)
When Emry enters, mill four cards.
: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)

You may play Forests from your graveyard.
Whenever a Forest you control enters, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
Whenever an Elemental you control dies, you may mill three cards.

As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may exchange control of this creature and that spell. If you do, you may choose new targets for the spell. (If the spell becomes a permanent, you control that permanent.)

Whenever you pay life, put that many blood counters on this enchantment.
, Remove four blood counters from this enchantment: Destroy target creature.

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X can't be greater than the number of players in the game.
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever a creature or enchantment you control enters this turn, draw a card.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, it connives X, where X is the amount of damage it dealt to that player. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)
Equip

At the beginning of your upkeep and whenever you cast a white spell, put a charge counter on this artifact.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token for each charge counter on this artifact.

At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.

Ravenous (This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. If X is 5 or more, draw a card when it enters.)
Death Frenzy — When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 green Tyranid creature tokens equal to this creature's power.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter.)
I — Destroy all creatures.
II — Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.